Audrey. 20. Music lover. Fish enthusiast. Brace yourself, things are about to get weird.

 

jennfitzsimmons:

if i go through an entire day without talking about orphan black call the police because it isn’t me

snarcolepticrosencrantz asked
Multiples of 3

From the music asks?

3. A song that reminds you of summertime. Anna Sun by Walk The Moon

6. A song that makes you want to dance. We Own the Night (feat. Luciana) by Tiësto and Wolfgang Gartner

9. A song that makes you happy. L.A.F. by BROODS

12. A song from your preteen years. I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys

15. A song that is a cover by another artist. All I Want by Ellie Goulding (Kodaline Cover)

18. A song from the year you were born. I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) by Meatloaf

21. A favorite song with a person’s name in the title. Sam’s Town by The Killers

24. A song by a band that you wish were still together. Such Great Heights by The Postal Service

27. A song that breaks your heart. I’m In Here by Sia

30. A song that reminds you of yourself. Fancy (feat. Charli XCX) by Iggy Azalea…Just kidding I have no idea.

Tagged by oliviaissquirrelgirl

  1. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs
  2. If you could be any celebrity, who would it be? Jennifer Lawrence
  3. Are you a clean or messy person? Cleanish?
  4. If you could choose your last meal, what would it be? Burritos
  5. Describe your favorite type of pizza? Pepperoni, caramelized onions, and spinach
  6. Do you read reviews about a movie before deciding whether to watch it or not? Not usually
  7. What position do you usually sleep in? I sleep on my stomach with my face in my pillow
  8. What is the worst job you ever had? I worked at Walmart last summer…
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes
  10. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? Does getting up at three in the morning to see the sunrise over the ocean with my friends count as crazy?
  11. What movies have you re-watched the most number of times? Oh man. John Tucker Must Die, all of The Lord of the Rings movies, Pride and Prejudice, and The Greatest most likely

11 NEW QUESTIONS THANKS TO RANDOM QUESTION GENERATORS:

  1. If you could live anywhere on earth, where would you live?
  2. What is your favorite meal of the day?
  3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
  4. What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?
  5. What do you like to do on a rainy day?
  6. What is one thing you would like to become better at?
  7. What was the last movie you saw?
  8. What did you do last weekend?
  9. What was the last gift that you received?
  10. What is the best part of your day?
  11. What quality about yourself do you value most?

I tag: snarcolepticrosencrantz, melonpea, penguinstuxedo, sargentsarcasm90

everyoneisgay:

walkthemoonband:

In light of the Westboro Baptist Church protesting our show in Kansas City, we will be donating all profits from tonight’s merch sales to the youth organization @EveryoneIsGay.
@EveryoneIsGay works to improve the lives of LGBTQ young people. By providing online advice, hosting national speaking tours, and using honesty & laughter, they start a much-needed conversation with young people, their families, and their schools. For more information, please visit: everyoneisgay.com
Love is love. Let’s celebrate everyone’s #DifferentColors and #ShutUpAndDance.

So much love to these wonderful humans. Kansas City, have a great f*cking night tonight!!
<3<3<3

everyoneisgay:

walkthemoonband:

In light of the Westboro Baptist Church protesting our show in Kansas City, we will be donating all profits from tonight’s merch sales to the youth organization @EveryoneIsGay.

@EveryoneIsGay works to improve the lives of LGBTQ young people. By providing online advice, hosting national speaking tours, and using honesty & laughter, they start a much-needed conversation with young people, their families, and their schools. For more information, please visit: everyoneisgay.com

Love is love. Let’s celebrate everyone’s #DifferentColors and #ShutUpAndDance.

So much love to these wonderful humans. Kansas City, have a great f*cking night tonight!!

<3<3<3

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via samuraifuckingfrog)

(Source: unusual-entities)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

perspicious:


WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:    Stay with us and keep calm.The last thing we need when we’re panicking, is to have someone else panicking with us.
Offer medicine if we usually take it during an attack.You might have to ask whether or not we take medicine- heck, some might not; but please, ask. It really helps.
Move us to a quiet place.We need time to think, to breathe. Being surrounded by people isn’t going to help.
Don’t make assumptions about what we need. Ask.We’ll tell you what we need. Sometimes; you may have to ask- but never assume.
Speak to us in short, simple sentences.
Be predictable. Avoid surprises.
Help slow our breathing by breathing us or by counting slowly to 10.As odd as it sounds, it works.


                                                                                                                 


WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T DO:1. Say, “You have nothing to be panicked about.”We know. We know. We know. And because we know we have nothing to be panicked about, we panic even more. When I realize that my anxiety is unfounded, I panic even more because then I feel like I’m not in touch with reality. It’s unsettling. Scary.Most of the time, a panic attack is irrational. Sometimes they stem from circumstances — a certain couch triggers a bad memory or being on an airplane makes you claustrophobic or a break up causes you to flip your lid — but mostly, the reasons I’m panicking are complex, hard to articulate or simply, unknown. I could tell myself all day that I have no reason to be having a panic attack and I would still be panicking. Sometimes, because I’m a perfectionist, I become even more overwhelmed when I think my behaviour is “unacceptable” (as I often believe it is when I’m panicking). I know it’s all in my mind, but my mind can be a pretty dark and scary place when it gets going.Alternate suggestion: Say, “I understand you’re upset. It is okay. You have a right to be upset and I am here to help.”2. Say, “Calm down.”This reminds me of a MadTV sketch where Bob Newhart plays a therapist who tells his patients to simply “Stop it!” whenever they express anxiety or fear. As a sketch, it’s funny. In real life, it’s one of the worst things you can do to someone having a panic attack. When someone tells me to “stop panicking” or to “calm down,” I just think, “Oh, okay. I haven’t tried that one. Hold on, let me get out a pen and paper and jot that down, you jerk.”Instead of taking action so that they do relax, simply telling a panicking person to “calm down” or “stop it” does nothing. No-thing.Alternate suggestion: The best thing to do is to listen and support. In order to calm them down without the generalities, counting helps.3. Say, “I’m just going to leave you alone for a minute.”Being left alone while panicking makes my heart race even harder. The last thing I want is to be left by myself with my troubled brain. Many of my panic attacks spark from over-thinking and it’s helpful to have another person with me, not only for medical reasons (in case I pass out or need water) but also it’s helpful to have another person around to force me to think about something other than the noise in my head.Alternate suggestion: It sometimes helps me if the person I’m with distracts me by telling me a story or sings to me. I need to get out of my own head and think about something other than my own panic.4. Say, “You’re overreacting.”Here’s the thing: I’m not. Panic attacks might be in my head, but I’m in actual physical pain. If you’d cut open your leg, no one would be telling you you’re overreacting. It’s a common trope in mental health to diminish the feelings or experience of someone suffering from anxiety or panic because there’s no visible physical ailment and because there’s no discernible reason for the person to be having such a strong fear reaction.The worst thing you can tell someone who is panicking is that they are overreacting.Alternate suggestion: Treat a panic attack like any other medical emergency. Listen to what the person is telling you. Get them water if they need it. It helps me if someone rubs my back a little. If you’re in over your head, don’t hesitate to call 911 (or whatever the emergency services number is where you are). But please, take the person seriously. Mental health deserves the same respect as physical health.



CREDIT [X]  [X]

perspicious:

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:
    
  1. Stay with us and keep calm.
    The last thing we need when we’re panicking, is to have someone else panicking with us.

  2. Offer medicine if we usually take it during an attack.
    You might have to ask whether or not we take medicine- heck, some might not; but please, ask. It really helps.

  3. Move us to a quiet place.
    We need time to think, to breathe. Being surrounded by people isn’t going to help.

  4. Don’t make assumptions about what we need. Ask.
    We’ll tell you what we need. Sometimes; you may have to ask- but never assume.

  5. Speak to us in short, simple sentences.

  6. Be predictable. Avoid surprises.

  7. Help slow our breathing by breathing us or by counting slowly to 10.
    As odd as it sounds, it works.
                                                                                                                 
WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T DO:

1. Say, “You have nothing to be panicked about.”
We know. We know. We know. And because we know we have nothing to be panicked about, we panic even more. When I realize that my anxiety is unfounded, I panic even more because then I feel like I’m not in touch with reality. It’s unsettling. Scary.

Most of the time, a panic attack is irrational. Sometimes they stem from circumstances — a certain couch triggers a bad memory or being on an airplane makes you claustrophobic or a break up causes you to flip your lid — but mostly, the reasons I’m panicking are complex, hard to articulate or simply, unknown. I could tell myself all day that I have no reason to be having a panic attack and I would still be panicking. Sometimes, because I’m a perfectionist, I become even more overwhelmed when I think my behaviour is “unacceptable” (as I often believe it is when I’m panicking). I know it’s all in my mind, but my mind can be a pretty dark and scary place when it gets going.

Alternate suggestion: Say, “I understand you’re upset. It is okay. You have a right to be upset and I am here to help.”


2. Say, “Calm down.”
This reminds me of a MadTV sketch where Bob Newhart plays a therapist who tells his patients to simply “Stop it!” whenever they express anxiety or fear. As a sketch, it’s funny. In real life, it’s one of the worst things you can do to someone having a panic attack. When someone tells me to “stop panicking” or to “calm down,” I just think, “Oh, okay. I haven’t tried that one. Hold on, let me get out a pen and paper and jot that down, you jerk.

Instead of taking action so that they do relax, simply telling a panicking person to “calm down” or “stop it” does nothing. No-thing.

Alternate suggestion: The best thing to do is to listen and support. In order to calm them down without the generalities, counting helps.


3. Say, “I’m just going to leave you alone for a minute.”
Being left alone while panicking makes my heart race even harder. The last thing I want is to be left by myself with my troubled brain. Many of my panic attacks spark from over-thinking and it’s helpful to have another person with me, not only for medical reasons (in case I pass out or need water) but also it’s helpful to have another person around to force me to think about something other than the noise in my head.

Alternate suggestion: It sometimes helps me if the person I’m with distracts me by telling me a story or sings to me. I need to get out of my own head and think about something other than my own panic.


4. Say, “You’re overreacting.”
Here’s the thing: I’m not. Panic attacks might be in my head, but I’m in actual physical pain. If you’d cut open your leg, no one would be telling you you’re overreacting. It’s a common trope in mental health to diminish the feelings or experience of someone suffering from anxiety or panic because there’s no visible physical ailment and because there’s no discernible reason for the person to be having such a strong fear reaction.

The worst thing you can tell someone who is panicking is that they are overreacting.

Alternate suggestion: Treat a panic attack like any other medical emergency. Listen to what the person is telling you. Get them water if they need it. It helps me if someone rubs my back a little. If you’re in over your head, don’t hesitate to call 911 (or whatever the emergency services number is where you are). But please, take the person seriously. Mental health deserves the same respect as physical health.


CREDIT [X]  [X]

sixpenceee:

avampireandagentleman:

sixpenceee:

SEA ANEMONE RUNNING AWAY FROM STARFISH
You can watch the original video here
Starfish are the slow moving predators of the sea, they can present a lot of danger to the anemone and other immobile sea creatures. 

IE: Patrick mets Spongebob’s favorite porn star.

sixpenceee:

avampireandagentleman:

sixpenceee:

SEA ANEMONE RUNNING AWAY FROM STARFISH

You can watch the original video here

Starfish are the slow moving predators of the sea, they can present a lot of danger to the anemone and other immobile sea creatures. 

IE: Patrick mets Spongebob’s favorite porn star.

Rule of thumb: if a show title starts with “Or” and ends in “Black” it's amazing.