Audrey. 20. Music lover. Fish enthusiast. Brace yourself, things are about to get weird.

 

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

snarcolepticrosencrantz:

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, whatever it is you listen to music on and then write down the first 20 songs that come up. Tag up to 10 people that you want to do it too! (Note: If I tag you, don’t feel pressured to respond. Just means I like you and would like to listen to your internal playlist for a little while.)
I was tagged by snarcolepticrosencrantz

  1. On A Roll - Icona Pop
  2. Not On Drugs - Tove Lo
  3. Mirrored Sea - Passion Pit
  4. Glass Of Water - Coldplay
  5. Alive (Zedd Remix) - Empire Of The Sun
  6. You Drive Me Wild - Joan Jett
  7. Between Two Lungs - Florence & The Machine
  8. Quesadilla - WALK THE MOON
  9. The End - Ellie Goulding
  10. Academia - Sia
  11. Electra Heart - Marina and The Diamonds
  12. Feelin’ The Same Way - Norah Jones
  13. I Can’t Stop - Flux Pavilion
  14. Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - Lady Gaga
  15. I Don’t Care - Fall Out Boy
  16. You Know I’m No Good - Amy Winehouse
  17. Bridges - Broods
  18. Sleepsong - Bastille
  19. Amanaemonesia - Chairlift
  20. Paper Planes - M.I.A


I tag: Whoever wants to do it!

(Source: transmitter-failure)

so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

the-hound-of-sherlock:

oodwhovian:

Had Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper not done so well in the first series there wouldn’t be a 10th, 11th or 12th Doctor. Respect the first series and don’t skip it. 

FUCKING THANK YOU

tielan:

cumberpetersleston:

harto-helbig:

netzmare:

scaenica:

[x]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

bUT NOTES

thejokertho

I kind of told my sixth grade teacher this in front of the class when she said “Ladies don’t do that.”

(Source: maleficaar)

knuffelvos:

wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass

drarna:

gender equality is changing “you can’t hit a girl” to “don’t fucking hit anyone how could you possibly think that’s acceptable in the first place”

(Source: neptunain)

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial)